Happy Summer to You, GC Friends!
How are the warm, Summer days treating you? (Pretty good, I hope!)
Well today folks, we are going to positively partake in some high-level SCREAMING. (...And not the type of screaming that comes from having a million things to do on a never-ending tasklist. That's another story for another time.....GULP!)
We are going to do some SCREAMING for our delicious ICE CREAM shops and FROZEN TREAT dives here in Bulloch County!
But before we do that, it is important to understand why we must continue to consume our daily ice cream food-group during these hot summer months. (And why it's totally NECESSARY to our overall well-being).
Well, I took a random "Logic and Deductive Reasoning" course during my undergraduate years at Emory University. And, if I apply my deductive skills correctly here:
Cold=A Summer Necessity.
And,
Ice Cream=Cold.
So, if we make the equivalent substitution of “COLD” for "ICE CREAM”:
ICE CREAM=A SUMMER NECESSITY.
Like my logic there? (I knew ya would.) You’re welcome, GC friends!
So, to make sure that we’re consuming our necessities this summer 😉, let's take a look at our most-prized ice cream shops and frozen treat dives here in Bulloch County. It's Slurp-and-Survive time, friends!
Rolling Monkey
Rolling Monkey is an ice cream shop which offers handcrafted ice-cream made by skilled artisans.
With their company motto being, "Create To Inspire," the company strives to create a memorable consumer experience for all its customers.
All-Hail the local, handcrafted experience! (It's Signature, Spectacular, and Scrumptious!)
Boro Sno
Soft. Simple. Sno.
Boro Sno's local mission is to provide the Statesboro community with a place to play while enjoying the fluffiest, coldest treat in town! Mission accomplished; simply delicious!
Bruster’s Real Ice Cream
Bruster’s Ice Cream shares that its ice cream is made the old-fashioned way -- slow-kettle processing, that is. Every scoop is made in-house and always tastes thick, creamy and fresh!
Well, scoop me up a big ol' dollop of Cookies-N'-Cream, Bruster's! (Cause I'm ready for some YUM!)
Smallcakes Cupcakery & Frozen Treats
Statesboro's Smallcakes offers an assortment of gourmet cupcake flavors to choose from, which are baked fresh daily.
They additionally offer frozen yogurt, cakes, cake pops, brownies, macarons, and so much more!
They have the perfect summer treats for the Statesboro summer heat! Frozen Yogurt lovers: REJOICE!
Baskin-Robbins
Baskin-Robbins has ice cream flavors, frozen cakes, beverages, and treats for any occasion happening in your life!
Hooray for summer, hooray for ice cream, and hooray for Baskin-Robbins!
Dairy Queen Grill & Chill
Summer chillin' is essential. Especially around these HOT southern parts of Georgia.
Enjoy the creamy, dreamy delights of Dairy Queen's extensive ice cream collection! That Brookie Blizzard looks pretty promising. I'll take one!
For the full list of “Frozen Treats in Statesboro”, CLICK HERE!
Well, there you have it friends!
Now go take care, and be sure to "EAT YOUR ICE CREAM!"
See:
(Ice cream=necessity; necessity=veggies; ice cream=veggies; THUS, EAT YOUR "ICE CREAM"=EAT YOUR "VEGGIES")
Haha...
ha...
Well.
(I don't think I totally got that one right.)
(But I tried, friends!)
Happy Summer to Ya!
Brandon
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